Root Beers #137: Actual Shorties

First off, my many (and a thousand) apologies for the second gag in this comic.

Second, Here's a section of three short cartoons to fit this large cartoon.
Third, the last gag commemoratives the death of Captain Kangaroo and Johnny Carson. They both died on the same day, but not on the same year.
And lastly, the masthead shows the 30th anniversary of the first inductees of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.